In the beginning, the Master Sensei created His Dojo and the Earth. He saw that it was good and formed the Earth into a place that could sustain life. After He had created the sun and the stars, the oceans and the mountains, the plants and the animals, and the fish and the birds, he created ninja.
This ninja was the most special of all His creations and He named him, Adamson. The Master Sensei had created a special place for Adamson to train. It was called, The Dojo of Eden. When the Master Sensei had put Adamson in the Dojo of Eden, He told him, "You may train with any weapon in this dojo, but you must not wield, 'The Sword of the Knowledge of Good and Evil'. For if you wield this sword, you will surely die."
So Adamson obeyed the Master Sensei and did not go near that sword.
The Master Sensei then said, "It is not good for ninja to train alone. I will make a sparing partner suitable for him."
When Adamson had fallen asleep, the Master Sensei created a woman ninja from his side. When he awoke and saw the woman ninja he said, "This is now bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh. We shall spar!" And with that, the two ninjas began to spar in the Dojo of Eden. They did not wear ninja masks and they felt no shame.
One day, a pirate came to the woman ninja while she was near the forbidden sword. He said to her, "Yar! Did the Master Sensei really say, 'Ye must not wield any weapon in the dojo'?"
The woman ninja replied, "We may wield any weapon in the dojo, but the Master Sensei did say, 'You must not wield the forbidden sword or you will surely die'."
"Ye wont die!" Said the pirate. "He be afraid that when ye wield that sword, ye will become like Him!"
When the woman ninja saw that the sword was shiny and perfect for sparing, she took it and began swinging it around. She then took it to Adamson and the two sparred with it.
Just then, the two ninjas heard the Master Sensei walking through the dojo. They realized that they were not wearing ninja masks and hid.
Now, the Master Sensei knew what had happened and where they were hiding, but in His wisdom, so that they would understand, He asked, "Students, why are you hiding?"
The two ninjas came out from behind a large gong and said, "We weren't wearing ninja masks and we were ashamed; so we hid."
The Master Sensei said (already knowing the answer)"Who told you that you needed ninja masks? Have you spared with the sword I commanded you not to wield?"
Immediately, Adamson threw the woman ninja under the bus. "The woman you put here with me - she gave me the sword. I was just minding my own business when she insisted that I spare with it! But I was like, 'I don't think that's such a good idea.' But she kept insisting and insisting! So, I took the sword."
Then the Master Sensei looked at the woman ninja and said, "What have you done?"
The woman ninja started pointing fingers and blamed the pirate.
So the Master Sensei said to the pirate, "Because you have done this, you will walk on a peg leg for the rest of your life. There will be hostility between you and the woman ninja, and between your offspring and hers. From her will come the Ultimate Ninja and he will roundhouse kick you in the head, and you will strike only his heel."
To the ninjas He said, "Because you were not disciplined and disobeyed your Master Sensei, you can no longer train in this dojo. I am the Master Sensei who created everything and my students must be blameless ninjas. You will train outside this dojo where pain is real and you will need to grow your own food. One day, you will return to my dojo with me, but until then, I cannot train students who are not perfect."
And so the Master Sensei sent the two ninjas outside of the Dojo of Eden. He made for them two masks for stealthiness. He then closed the doors to the dojo and placed one of His assistants there to guard it.
Adamson named the woman ninja, Eveson because she would become the mother of all the ninjas.
